Getting Soft
I’m getting soft.
I grew up during a time where the image of a real man was John Wayne. Tough, a little rough, able to sleep outside with just his saddle for a pillow. At this point in my life, I am so not that.
I realized that this weekend when I woke up to 58 degrees INSIDE the house. Up to this year we had sort of a thing where we would tough it out and not turn on the furnace until November 1st. But we were on our third day of rain and I think it just put me over the edge. I buckled and turned the heat on. Sorry Duke, I’m not as gritty as I once was.
Come to think of it, there are lots of things that are a hard “Pass” for me now. Sleeping on the ground … nope. Running? Only if my life were in danger. Staying up past 10:pm? Are you kidding me … I would need a week to recover. What happened to me … I used to do all these things for fun!
I’d like to use age as my excuse. John Wayne made the movie “True Grit” when he was 62, which is still a few years away for me. But that’s Hollywood, right, it’s not real life. Tell that to Aleksander Doba.
At age 67 Doba kayaked from Portugal to Florida … 196 days in open water covering 6,300 miles. At 67. Seriously, are you kidding me? Just put me in a pink onesie and slap a binkie in my mouth. I’m sitting at the kitchen table, wrapped in a blanket waiting for the house to heat up and this guy is solo kayaking across oceans.
But hey, I’m still in the game, right? Unless that game was an Ironman competition. Sister Madonna Buder became the oldest woman in the world to complete an Ironman competition … at age 82. Just in case you don’t know how grueling that race is … it’s a 2.4 mile swim, 112 mile bike ride and 26.2 mile run. And just in case you think that it was a miracle she finished this race … she has completed 45 Ironman competitions.
I pulled that blanket a little tighter and blew on the hot cocoa the wife handed me. I’m getting soft, no denying it. In fact, I just might embrace it. Pass me my fuzzy slippers and help me move that recliner a little closer to the fireplace.